The Hopeless Wreck's Guide To Break-Ups: Scientifically unproven and clinically unsound

So your relationship just ended.

If you're going through a bad breakup, this is for you! 2 eminently undateable people sat down in a single room with 1 vision - how to get through the breakup blues without trying to gas your ex or learn to wire a shoe-bomb (that could be perceived as terrorism so I wouldn't recommend searching for it. NSA is everywhere).

Collectively we've been dumped 20 times! Maybe it's us. But rather than using it as an opportunity for personal growth, we found it more satisfying to vent and grieve in more public and dysfunctional ways.

The chapters don't need to be read in sequence. Some might say they don't need to be read at all - you could probably just take a holiday, go out drinking with your friends, learn to wire a shoe bomb or join a gym and get more useful insight than reading this book. For those of you that still hold pretensions this book will help, thank you. We secretly wish we had this book for the last 19.