Hesitation Leads to Masturbation

Hesitation Leads to Masturbation isn’t just a catchy title. It is the ultimate guide to getting laid. During his early years of dating, Jack Dalton suffered the fate of the typical gentleman: always the buddy, never the fuck buddy. Though he was determined to stay true to his gentlemanly roots, he also needed sex… a lot. After years of hitting the scene and coming home empty-handed, he realized he had somehow become the quirky, annoying sidekick to his ass-getting women-crushing friends. Then, he had the epiphany that transformed everything.

Realizing that any woman can get laid whenever she wants, he weighed the laws of supply and demand, using the same techniques that had made him a successful salesman towards becoming a successful crusher. Though 5’7” on a good day while standing on a phonebook, Jack realized that the point he needed to sell was that he was 6’4” laying down. By turning his weaknesses into his strengths and bringing strategy everywhere –– whether a bar, restaurant, or at the airport –– he became the Moneyball of banging chicks. Now, Jack is here to share his knowledge through his terrifying, funny, and ultimately instructive stories to help a new generation of gentlemen get laid.