This Book Hates You

A collection of short stories on the subjects of comedic violence and existential horror. Please do not distribute to minors or the easily offended. Side Effects May Include: Nausea, Vomiting, Bluish Tint in Genital Region, Unprecedented Pubic Hair Growth, Desire to touch self in public inappropriately, facial tics, priapism, fever, anal rash, bleeding orifices, sense of unreality, repeating other people's words, glowing green feces, impotence, skim milk lactation in women, bright red thick, viscous semen in men, vomiting, hair growth in eyeballs, penis growth from forehead, nipples occurring in random places, vomiting meatballs, psychosis, homicidal ideation, coprophagia, temporary levitation, jaundice, foul-smelling sweat, tongue tumors, urinating diarrhea, inappropriate laughter, hysteria, schizophrenia, synesthesia, vein disintegration, confusion, anti-social behavior, premature aging, formation of tail, blindness, Republicanism, spontaneous orgasm, xenophobia, paranoia, crotch rot, skin sloughing, absurdist mental state, immortality, death.