Kid with a Rocket Launcher: the Bluffside Summer Solstice County Fair

For centuries, knights have stood as models of excellence and valor, laying down their lives for what they believe in. Ten-year old Vincent Frye is out to uphold that tradition, with the subtle nudge of his rocket launcher. -- "The annual county fair. The one time every year that the residents of Bluffside come together in holy matrimony to celebrate the creation of fairs, or something to that effect. The sun beats down on people complaining it's too hot, food that the FDA wouldn't even call food is consumed, and a new Miss Summer Solstice is crowned. My name is Vincent Frye, and I wasn't planning on going to the fair this year. That didn't stop three girls I didn't know from showing up at my door, claiming the mayor of Bluffside had taken away their titles of former-Miss Summer Solstices. So my sidekick Albert and I decided to set out on a grand adventure to this beloved community event. The county fair would never be the same again. At least, not until next year."