Fetish and Other Stories

Something mysterious is going on in sleepy Pottawatomie County, OK. A special needs ghost has taken up residence in Jolene Wilkerson's beloved Park Street home; AnnaBelle Louise nailed her husband into the titanium coffin he liked to nap in; Patsy Lee's feet have bloated up three sizes overnight; spayed wiener dog Taylor Swift got herself knocked up with six pups; and so don't even ask about those rolls of toilet paper in Jake's Ford Escort. Most incomprehensible of all, a sinkhole has swallowed the barbershop.Jolene doesn't think her mastectomy bears on the haunting, nor does Patsy Lee wonder about the effects of her fiancé's Alzheimer's on her podiatric challenges. Broken hearts, lost souls, and sexual deviants notwithstanding, it all comes back to Mavis and the sinkhole...