Over a God's Dead Body

Seth is an Egyptian God of Chaos, Loki is a Norse trickster God. One is possibly the oldest micro-manager to have ever walked the Earth, the other is an asshole of legendary proportions. Unfortunately, Loki owes Seth for his freedom but finds himself looking to pay off his debt with finding the body of another God. While trying to plot and steal the body being held in a secret collection at a small midwest college, they find more happening at the school than just bad life choices and exploitative student loans. Quickly, Loki finds himself trying to protect descendants he never knew he had while still trying to secure his own freedom and having to referee a fight between a melodramatic Canadian and a Girl Scout Den Mother.