Fanged

Count Earl Duke is three hundred years old, and a vampire...arguably the world's most pitiful vampire, but a vampire nonetheless. Private investigator Richard Dick becomes embroiled in a lethal investigation when Count Duke suddenly drifts into his Chicago office. In this latest laugh-out-loud release in the worldwide bestselling Richard Dick mysteries series, Count Duke hires Dick to recover blood stolen from his high-tech blood cellar. From there on, Dick confronts the deadly "Grand Fang" himself, Professor von Schweinzturd, and his equally dangerous associate, the beautiful seductress, Serafina. Dick makes a ghastly discovery during his perilous, undercover investigation of the storeroom at the local chapter of the Vampires Lodge. It's Richard Dick versus the vampires in Fanged-the latest hysterical novelette from the author of Bite This!, Witches Which?, Naughty or Nice?, The Lincoln Park Horror, and Flying Solo.