The Summer of My Fourteenth Year

Memorial Day weekend, 1963. James, an almost-fourteen-year-old, relatively shy, moderately nerdy, horny and soon-to-be ninth grader needed to start mowing yeards to earn enough money to buy his first car when he turned sixteen. That was the beginning of the bizarre "dream" summer that introduced James to Mrs. Root Beer Lady, Monica (the drop-dead-georgeous blond woman with ample breasts), Mrs Chyspo and the old man, all of whom changedinto reptillian alien things that tried to kill and eat him at every turn. There was also Cookie, the hot little "cookie" and a host of other strange meetings in store.