Observations of a Straight White Male with No Interesting Fetishes

Ever wondered how to justify your own righteousness even while you're constantly embarrassed by it? Or how to make a case for your own existence when you contribute nothing besides nominal labor to a faceless corporation that's probably exploiting children? Are you clinging desperately to an arbitrary social model imposed by your parents and childhood friends? Or screaming in terror, your mind unhinged at the prospect of an uncaring void racing to consume the very possibility of your life having meaning? So are most people! SEE how to fail to impress a date who wasn't even waiting to be impressed. LEARN how to navigate the fetish scene when it's obvious to everyone you don't belong in it. CRINGE at the narcissism of privilege. BLINK at the justifications of listless ego making excuses for itself. A tell-all, guide-by-terrible-example manual for navigating modern relationships, from the perspective of a brain just as consumed by neurosis and paranoia as everyone else's!