The Initiate's Blog

The Initiates blog is a satirical and thought-provoking yarn about the second coming of Christ. Well, he said he would come back - so no big surprise there, but this time he turns up in Burnley, Lancashire of all places, his first public address being at a Golf Club Society dinner. Throughout his eventful six-month visit His world turns upside down. The wine in a mediocre restaurant is so bad that he turns it back into water. He eats a kebab after a few too many Boddingtons, resulting in the hangover from hell (sorry, couldn't resist), so it's nicely reassuring to know that even the son of God.