Krahl The Warrior King

ABOUT THIS BOOK In the midst of town a handsome warrior comes, riding on his great black steed. Who could it be—now? Will the villagers have to treat him to a hanging, as they are wont to do to all blackguards, jackanapes, and Histories of Herodotus salesmen? No...wait, it is only a distant relative, so a good pickpocketing is certainly in order! Thus mostly begins the greatest book ever written in this—the greatest of all centuries as Varnos, Abraxas, and the rest of the crew embark on the adventure of a lifetime; or, at least their lifetimes. Is it possible they can actually help their long lost relative find his kidnapped princess? Come join our unlikely heroes as they struggle through a bizzare landscape filled with wild-haired tribesmen, savage animals, mythical creatures, angry pygmies, even angrier kings, and giant gold hoarding ants. Travel with our characters as they ride a giant over Bifrost, the Rainbow Bridge and travel back again on Naglfar, the great ship made of dead men’s fingernails. Will Krahl the warrior ever see his princess again, or will they finally be stopped dead in their tracks by the next village’s craftily worded nuisance ordinance? And what about the tribes of hairy tree dwellers—the tribes known collectively as Munki? Will these most craven little people ever be convinced to wear a simple pair of shoes—or, better yet, a sylish pair of pants? Pick up a copy of this book, dear readers, and you will soon find the answers to all of these silly questions—and much, much more.