Diary of a Vampire Stripper

Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can't stand her vampire husband. Audra Perez is hard up for cash and looking for a quick fix to her financial woes. After all, a girl needs a roof over her head, not to mention tuition for school. When she auditions to be a stripper and is chosen, things seem fine and dandy until a mysterious-looking gentleman starts to frequent the club. When they start exchanging friendly banter and get to know each other more, they begin dating against club rules. One hot night at his beach house changes her life forever. Things take a turn for the worse when Audra wakes up to find herself a vampire, her lover gone without a trace, and her 'new' life a horrid, laughable mess, as she handles everything with snarky, dry wit and dark humor. Dealing with jackassy clients is just the start of her gripes. And if you think vampires and werewolves can't be the best of friends, think again. Did I also mention she's dating a ghoul now? Don't call him a zombie though, that only pisses him off. And the relationship issues? Well, it's not easy dealing with a boyfriend AND a vampire husband, so let's not even go there... A Raunchy Dark Comedy That Knows No Bounds. TOP TEN FINISHER AT THE 2012 P&E READERS POLLS WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING.... "Take the bold sexiness of 50 Shades of Grey, add the supernatural action-packed twists of an episode of True Blood, and if you add a heavy dose of sass, playfulness, and humor you'll have an idea of what you can expect from Diary of a Vampire Stripper." Gothic Beauty Magazine (issue 41) "This is not just another vampire book." (4 stars) Reader's Favorite "DIARY OF A VAMPIRE STRIPPER is funny in the same ways that the movies BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE, and I KISSED A VAMPIRE are funny: they're campy, but they're campy with heart...It's everything you hope it will be: funny, romantic, snarky, and a great read!" Fresh Fiction This is a rocking, fast paced, uproarious story that will leave audiences laughing hysterically and still totally heart warmed. For anyone who loves vampires and weres, and some seriously complex issues, this is the novel for you. (4 stars) Night Owl Romance The originality of this is just brilliant and it sucked me in right from the start. (5 stars) Book Devotee Reviews Diary of a Vampire Stripper is so different and original and just plain fun to read....If you are a fan of paranormal romances with a touch of mystery and a lot of fun, then I recommend Diary of a Vampire Stripper! (4 stars) Novelly Nice "Cinsearae S. will consume you in this first person novel based on the complexity of prejudice, love, loyalty and betrayal in a darker world. "Diary of a Vampire Stripper" will challenge your imagination and welcome you to move along with Audra and embrace her every thought and emotion. Throughout the book I was deeply amused by the characters personalities. Each one's traits and habits only complimented the main character; who without a doubt managed to keep me on edge til the very last page. I would suggest this to not only friends but anyone thirsting for an adventure not thought of before now! Scarlet Skies Certainty