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What shall we do said Twoflower Panic said Rincewind hopefully He always held that panic was the best means of survival As it moves towards a seemingly inevitable collision with a malevolent red star the Discworld could do with a hero What it doesnt need is a singularly inept and cowardly wizard still recovering from the trauma of falling off the edge of the world or a wellmeaning tourist and his luggage which has a mind and legs of its own Which is a shame because thats all there isS