Hard Candy: Chocolate, Troll, and One-Bollock (Valentine's Day Delivery Book 1)

He was born with an embarrassing abnormality and shortly after given the name Seymour Hardmeat. So far, this young man is unhappy with his life.

It’s Valentine’s Day and gifts flow into the corporate office where Seymour works. He’s without a date… again, but that’s not why he’s perturbed. He just wants to eat a solid piece of chocolate, but being the last person to join the office, means he gets the leftovers. By the time the heart-shaped boxes get to Seymour, he’s always left with the one type of confectionery nobody else wants.

The stress multiplies throughout the day and Seymour is glad to leave the office and head home with his trusty friend.

Somebody sends a beautiful young woman named Candy from the Valentine’s Day Delivery service to Seymour’s apartment. She has a bag full of surprises to cheer and shock his unfulfilled day. Her actions give a new meaning to Hot Chocolate!

Finally, Seymour makes a decision that will better his life.

Feel free to laugh and let go with this short, erotic story.