My Adventures at Wally-world

My Adventures at Wally-world
(Is There a Punishment for Impersonating a Store Manager?)
((The Ultimate Survival Guide for the evil empire of retail known as Wally-world))

An e-book novel by Mike Devlin
Edited by Nichole Stevens

Published by Retribution Press
Kindle edition.
Copyright 2012 by Mike Devlin
All rights reserved.
Kindle E-book version.

This is a true story…
The names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the not so innocent, from the heinous villains of this novel.
If you think you might be one of the characters in this book, you have the full sympathy of the author who sincerely wishes he wasn't the main character of this little melodrama. If you think you know who I am—and are disappointed because you're not in here—I'm sorry—it went over 100,000 words and I just didn't have the space. But I remember you and appreciate all your hard work.
If you're a Wally-world associate or former associate who has a similar story, find me on facebook. I'd love to hear it.
If you have walked into a Wally-world and wondered what is the deal with the cupcake displays, keep reading. If you want to know about the Holidays and especially 'Black 'Friday' now on Thursdays—you'll understand so much after reading this.
If you think you're one of the villains of this e-book—have a cupcake…
If you think you're the 'Shelly' of this book remember what I told you—sometime revenge is a dish best served with hot sauce. If you think you're the 'Macy' of this book—you're not. But should you persist in thinking you are— you really aren't. Have a cupcake and you'll be just fine. I promise.

This novel is dedicated to all the unsung, under-appreciated—strapped for cash because the company keeps cutting your hours and using bad performance reviews to deny you the raises you deserve—associates who come in every day and make Wally-world what is. I know who you are or were and I appreciate all your hard work. This Novel is for you!