Let's Play Doctor: The Instant Guide To Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D.
by Mark Leyner
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• Easy ways to diagnose your girlfriend’s goiter or your father’s fistula
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• And, most important, how to craft a completely believable, official-sounding get-out-of-work-for-medical-reasons note
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